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mliaverage:

Today, my brother comes home from religion class where they had been talking about sex recently with a wrapped present. When I grabbed it and tried to open it he screamed, “NO DONT OPEN THAT!! THAT’S MY VIRGINITY!!” I don’t know which was funnier - the fact that my grandma nearly peed her pants from laughing so hard or the fact that I, unwittingly, took my brother’s virginity.

lmaoo. wow. but wait..wouldn’t that teach kids to “open that gift”? cuz well ya know us kids are pretty damn curious and impatient when handed a gift. now this is a gift you shouldn’t open for a long while..but kids are gonna think of virginity or this “present” as something they want but can’t open and are gonna open it anyway. xD

♥ Oct 27th at 3PM / via: mliaverage / op: mliaverage / reblog / 110 notes
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